I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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