Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
BRING THE BAGELS
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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