Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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