ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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