But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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