Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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