chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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