It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
