his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
