Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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