thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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