17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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