Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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