She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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