Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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