i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
