a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
