he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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