yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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