I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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