I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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