he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I want her autograph on my taint
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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