u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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