I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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