I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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