Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Randomize
