I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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