Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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