Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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