no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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