Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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