my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize
