Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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