Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Pooping to opera.
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