can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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