Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
wow bdsm is so cute
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