I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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