We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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