There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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