it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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