if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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