the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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