i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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