girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Boobs are out for the taking
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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