i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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