Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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