unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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