I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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