You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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