What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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