Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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