So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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