Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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