sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just forgot I was standing up.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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