She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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